Our Mission
We're not just an arts council, we're a government-mandated arts council. Our mission is to ensure that every aspect of Zorvathian life is infused with creativity and innovation, even if it means imposing strict regulations on our citizens' creativity.
Our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated bureaucrats are dedicated to providing you with a wide range of artistic services, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of avant-garde theater performances
- Compulsory attendance at poetry slams
- Required participation in community art projects
Don't worry, it's all for your own good. You won't be able to opt out, even if you want to.